Rivers shocked the Logies audience when she said "I don't know why the fuck I'm here.” ---
How can a 72-year old woman make you laugh? She has to be Joan Rivers, period.
Half-sober Rivers presented an award at the Logies (the Australian equivalent of the Emmy Awards) and was unsurprisingly consistently herself.
She said “fuck” twice live on national TV, made fun of the Tom-Katie-Suri craze and chastised the Aussie people to “grow up”.
Joan Rivers was awarded with a complementary trophy, a pink one! [silver trophies are given to category winners while the the gold Logie is awarded to the most Popular TV personality of the year] After the co-presenter handed her the special Logie, there was a short applause from the dining crowd. And while delivering her “I’m-so-touched” line, she threw the pink monstrosity across her shoulder, the thing went rolling on the stage while Joan nonchalantly proceeded with her presenting duties.
Everyone went ape laughing.
Instead of reading out the nominees she stooped down to pick-up the trophy, waved it to everyone and announced that they can post a bid for it at E-bay the next day.
She then complained “it’s the most disgusting trophy I ever received”.
The whole thing was so hilarious I almost forgot about how blandly (a few of them—horrendously) dressed most of the Aussie TV stars were.
But I’ll be diplomatic and will keep the rest of my Logies 2006 red-carpet thoughts to myself. Papua New Guinea is still an Australian lair. This aint neutral ground!
What is life without comedy and ill-dressed stars?
lansones is my favorite fruit. the rest of the things that i like, are waiting at 5th avenue windows.
one day i travelled to eckhart tolle's earth.
since then each lansones tastes sweeter than the last yellow fruit.