"Apart from being a complete lie, it contained words and phrases sufficient to leave in the minds of the readers that we are gay men engaged in a romantic dalliance, an imputation which seriously damaged our reputation as bankable actors..."
– Sam Milby & Piolo Pascual
If anything, the Filipino people should sue these two boys:
1. for assuming that Lolit Solis and Pilipino Star Ngayon is our source of truth;
2. for their homosexual prejudice. re: homosexuality is injurious to a person's repute of profession;
3. for actually believing that they are bankable actors;
4. for assuming that we actually consider them as actors;
5. for diverting public service time of the Manila City prosecutors’ office on trivial matters.
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Gay Onions
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Labels: Dodging Pinoy Showbiz Crap
Saturday, November 10, 2007
Mariannet Amper Decided to Die
Mariannet is a fellow diarist. We thrive on ranting online about our lousy jobs, bad airline food, and our past lovers' personality disorders while Marrianet penned hope to see her family out of poverty.
She was 12 years old. Her family is so poor she was out of school for two fortnight--they have not a centavo to spare for her transport money.
Mariannet's cold neck found a nylon friend. Perhaps life's not so UNfriendly after all.
May she rest in peace.
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Monday, November 5, 2007
Tell and Tell
Your antics are not exactly the The Da Vinci secret. You must have realized by now that people talk. People you slept with talk. Now connect the gossip-loving dots and voila: your bed time stories on broadband.
Personally I don't have any issues on your sexual escapades. In fact I am a big fan of your work. What I am telling here is: it is not right when people are wronged in your attempt to cover-up your not-so inviolate past. Honesty is the only way to free yourself from the shadow of your promiscuous past without hurting other people. Do a Kris Aquino (re: her STD extravaganza). Admit that you were horny all decade, endure chastisement for a while and no sooner than the next Pinoy Big Brother nomination night earn peoples' respect for your honesty and for your courage to be so.
Save your worries; I don't have to mention your name here. This is not about you. This post is to vindicate people you have badmouthed just so you can keep a perfect picture of you.
Don't they teach this on Sunday mass you so frequent? Oh well.
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Friday, November 2, 2007
Visits
Dad,
Hello there!
You've been frequenting my dreams again, really it is alright but here's my deal: maybe we should cook up themes that are tad less scary?
Apparently, your frightening visits are well-timed for the Halloween but my guess is that you're on for a haunting spree in my dreams.
I did not really mean to make mom cry. Understand that 'bread winning' is not exactly the most promising career path. I am complaining, yes, but I'm not the type who peters-out from his obligations.
I hope that rests you in peace.
Since today is supposedly your day (along with the many who have gone to their rest in the hope of rising again), I wish you a rokin' and rollin' time.
Dreaming of your divine pinapaitan & heavenly (pardon the pun) dinuguan,
Bryan
P.S.
I travelled a bit and have dined on expensive and cheap tables alike and I'm proud to say that you remain to be best cook in the whole world!
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